He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
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