quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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