i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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