blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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