You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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