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I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
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