dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
Life is so much better after having sex.
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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