This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
Randomize
