if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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