They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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