another moral hangover. fuck.
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
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