i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
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