Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
Woke up with a retainer in my boxers and about ten chicks passed out around me. now I feel like something out of Cinderella, trying to find whose teeth fit in the glass retainer.
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I am one with the molecules
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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