Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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