exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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