can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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