Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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