He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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