Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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