she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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