I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
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