I swear to god Optimus Prime and Megatron are fighting in my head right now.
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
pop tarts are not kleenex
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
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