every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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