have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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