just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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