...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
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