He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
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