its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
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