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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.

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(314): View more from Missouri

he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me

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(708): View more from Illinois

Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes

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(816): View more from Missouri

I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.

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(970): View more from Colorado

Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?

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(626): View more from California

I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner

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(828): View more from North Carolina

Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..

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(850): View more from Florida

I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

I ate cake in bed. Felt great

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