I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
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