therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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