Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
you made out with another girl for some wings
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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