My brain says no but my pants say off.
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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