i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
Randomize
