i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Randomize
