Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
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