why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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