There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
Randomize
