he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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