I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
Randomize
