Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
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