I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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