This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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