Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
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