Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
I'm passing your future prison.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Drunk is not a location!
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