I can't breathe out the right side of my face
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
