Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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