No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
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