he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
handjob tips. give me some.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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