So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
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