So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
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