i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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