he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
I'm always down for nudity.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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