You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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