GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
She even gives head with a lisp.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
Randomize
