I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
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