even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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